What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:48

From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”